unkle remus's hous

Howdy B's to Y'all,
Tanks ya fer comin to Mah Page...
I's bez Unkle Remus

Now den don b gibin dis har Unkle too much fits, cuz I's bez a story teldr don ya no an dis hear computer ting is hard fo dis ole mans... I's telled ya's a lil bit bouts myslf. I's be frum a long line ob story teldrs... an dey pass down stories frum bak in da dey. I's be 98 yar ole and bez wit my sweet hunny chile nigh on my hol lif. I's be's habin many chilin un day be's story telders too

Now den chilrins we's all no's dat storys gots to b telded by da fire or dey be no good ta nobodys

Now den all da storys I's be telden ist bout mahs frens, I's be's real sweet on dat ole Tah Babe neigh on all my lif. an ya needs to be's careful ob dat old brier Fox cuz he sho nuff be's a naty critter he sho nuff do I's be garundid telled ya. But ya don hab to worry bout dis hear ole unkle cuz he had dat ole hawk on hims sholer an dat ole hawk make dem ole naty mean critters runs. Now ifn dat ole hawk hab sum truble wit dem ole critters den I's hab to call dat oder fren ob mines an dat be da Goldilocks an we's be noin dat she done did run off dem ole naty bars I's be garundid told ya!!

Dis teled dis ole mans how many tihms y'all done com to see's me